the Best of List

(in completely random order)

• Letters to Afghanistan

• pregnant woman faints

• The day I earned my hero badge

• a hormonal disorder story

• I am a proud shoplifter

• Listerine

• Lessons learned while living in a hotel

• Anaversory price list

• A little friendly (family) competition

• talking butts

• sleep tight

• Yoda's secret weapon

• If you think mom's pretty, raise your...

• All I need to know, I learned in Kindergarten

• abusive Daddy

• band-aids and gynecologists

• Animal Man and Mr. Weirdo

• three things I learned at the gym

• homemade marinara with a slice of happiness

• the dead center of town (field trip to the mortuary)

• Houston, we have a problem

• Dear Future Wife

• the day we met the Duck Whisperer

• Your House is a Mess. Go to Hell!

• the Uni-horny

• two year old for sale

• the Fartman

• road trip = two four letter words

• How Are You Feeling Today?

• naked child paints my new house
• apparently others don't swig pee
• Janet for Social VP (+ proof that my husband hates me)
• my blue man group